This was the beginning of it all. A me...a hubby...2 chihuahuas...a baby bunny....a super cool couch.
Then there came the fatness.....oh sure...it's all smiles on the beach....when there is the fleeting small hope of a baby Beluga beaching it's self that could make me appear svelte and sun-kissed, and I kept grinning at the many passers by who kept trying to not stare, while all the while tossing side-long glances that begged to know if I was merely tub-o-licious with too much self esteem, or knocked up with no sense... I was also basking in the brilliant glow of what I can only describe as 'feeling home'. I was with my Mommy on this beach.
Then it's all sepia-toned-super-chubbi-nakee-ness masquerading as art...
Then there is nakee baby....
Screaming, angry, nakee, baby.
Tiny, skinny, nakee baby.
Fully clothed, oblivious baby...
Yes, you will do my bidding and wear what I make you baby... Then.....All of a sudden..... BAM!!!!
Let me introduce you to: Why don't you fit in the sink-not-really-a baby?
Yup-too-big-for-the-sink-kinda-sorta-baby...
And for now..... here's: What in the purple monkey butt are you doin' in my sink, boy?
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